September 25, 2003
Post of the Day -- Man Descended From Coal
Evilution exposed! All FAKE!!!:
The Theory of Darwinian Anti-Theism has just COLLAPSED!No no, he's got it all wrong. I worship the Finches from Galapagos and started a casino on a Pacific Island as part of a witness protection program (I was evading PBS).
Paleontologists have found a piece of COAL containing
a perfectly preserved HUMAN BEING. By the theory
of EVILUTION, coal is much OLDER than mankind.
Even the most blinded Darwin-worshippers must now
ADMIT THEIR FAULT AND RETURN TO THE LOVING ARMS
OF JESUS CHRIST, but of course they won't.See the exhibit G (G as in "Game Over!")
Save me Jebus!
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