August 13, 2004
Hey Morti. No, My Name Is Muerte, Death!
It's been awhile since I posted anything flagrantly morbid, so I'm borrowing a soon-to-be-whacked-off list from The Decadent West (funny guys, check them out sometime):
The current DW Death Pool Top 10 is as follows (previous rank in parenthesis):
1. Pope John Paul II (2)
2. Moqtada al-Sadr (NA)
3. Iyad Allawi (3)
4. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (4)
5. John D. Negroponte (1)
6. Ayman al-Zawahiri (NA)
7. Yasser Arafat (6)
8. Allen Iverson (NA)
9. Jack Palance (NA)
10. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (NA)
Here are a few washed-out entertainers and ivory tower intellectuals who probably won't kick the bucket anytime soon, but here's to hoping that they get an annoying paper cut soon:
- Pauly Shore
- Howie Mandel
- Wil Wheaton
- Keanu Reeves
- Dennis Miller
- Milli Vanilli
- The Wayans Brothers
- John Galbraith
- Francis Fukuyama
- Harry Jaffa
