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I-Heart-Booze and Athens 2004

Fellow Texan, Jacob Grier, pointed to the official linking policy of the 2004 Summer Olympics. When linking to the site, three rules apply. First:

a) Use the term ATHENS 2004 only, and no other term as the text referent

So please refrain from using such phrases as:
Britney Spears Hot Sex Facial!!! or Barely legal boy-on-boy action

Second:

b) Not associate the link with any image, esp. the ATHENS 2004 Emblem (see paragraph below)

So linking to something like this is a big no-no:

Third:

c) Send a request letter to the Internet Department stating:
- Short description of site
- Reason for linking
- Unique URL containing the link (if no unique URL than just the main URL)
- Publishing period
- Contact point (e-mail address)

Being the dutiful netizen that I am, I penned the following:

To: terms@athens2004.gr
Subject: Grow 3-6 inches and earn a college degree by linking to Athens 2004

To whom it may concern,

I recently linked to your linking policy and look forward to our partnership in the future.

My website consists of hardcore heterosexual nudity, midget pornography, phalic images and a cornucopia of paparazzi cock-tease teenie-bopper photos. Additionally my readers participate in weekly themes consisting of webcam voyeur shots; notable past entries include: Pirates & Princesses, Who Looks Good In Drag, If You Were A Furry and fan favorite, Pajama Party S&M.

My prime moving force for why I want to link to you is I think you have nice hands.

You can reach me anytime you want (rain or shine) at http://tim.movementarian.com or 867-5309.

Furthermore, my EULA stipulates that by simply reading it, you consent to the terms of service and conditions therein.

Thank you for your understanding and compliance.

Yours truly,
Tim XOXOXO

Remember, God hates bestiality.

Posted by Tim at August 18, 2004 04:08 PM | TrackBack